I love you that’s why I keep asking if I am sexy.

I love you that’s why I keep asking if I am sexy.

Please feel free to give me the answer.

Your tell me that…I have too much sex!

That girl is so sexy.

This one is too much sex.

Everyone is beautiful and sexy.

Except you that is beautiful but without sex!!

I like traveling, even alone or in groups.

I will skip this time.

I don’t like wandering in hell!!

It’s acceptable to travel alone, in pair or in groups.

But I can’t bear having sex with group of people!

I miss you so much and want to meet you.

But I don’t even have time to.

I just went to pawn my watch.

I don’t like lottery, horse racing, gamble or cards.

All I need is playing with you!

Did you have time to miss me when shopping all day?

For me, I miss you all the time.

Be conscious and your mind will be strong.

Feeling good and peace will be with you.

Ignorance is unknown.

Forgiving beyond enlighten.

To talk big seems like a cruel monitor lizard.

Be quiet is like kind lizard.

Senses of humors make our teeth strong.

My friend doesn’t have good teeth.

He’s sleeping restless on the bed.

Someone with a good temper doesn’t have gum (in the eyes).

But still have bad tooth!

Someone with hot-tempered always has sleepless.

Someone with second childhood likes to slip in a girl’s room.

A lovely person is abrasive!

And that is because she sneaks to be loved.

I’m not that handsome but arousing.

Though it’s not that big but it’s very quick!

She’s not pretty but charming.

Though she has squint eyes but still have gum!

Do you feel lonely when you are on your own?

Who do you think of?

Do you miss me when you’re alone?

I always miss you when I’m alone.

Even when I’m in the toilet, I still need you to assist.

Thinking of the past that still sweet.

Thinking of sago palm…

Did it already rancid?

Thinking of old pals..

Thinking of that shining star…

Thinking of the dream…

I will buy the lottery this time.

“Friend” the short word with its long last meaning.

Will they be the same, I wonder?

For me, I still owe them some money.

The important thing for friends is heart.

Everyone has their own friends.

My friends are mine not yours!

A friend..

knows our mind when looking through the eyes.

Sees our back through our shoulder.

Hey! Buddy, do you look for a trouble?

Friends will understand us without any words.

Everything from friends seems to be good.

Our jaws are fixed since we had too much fun.

We don’t need any word to understand friends.

Friends don’t need to do anything for us.

People say my friends are too lazy!

Friends will understand us,

Without any words.

They do things properly unless stop

the boat at its port.

It’s easy to understand a friend.

A friend can do things pretty good.

But my friend is not good at sex!

A friend is a friend.

A friend seems like a brother.

Lucky me! My brother is my dad’s friend.

A friend is a friend.

A friend seems like a mother.

How lucky I am! My friend is older as my mom.

My friend seems like a dog.

It’s better than having a dog as a friend.

Let me tell you something…

Your friend is abusive!

My friend seems like a dog.

It’s better than having a dog as a friend.

Let me tell you something…

Your friend is abusive!

I love my friend.

So I love his girl as she’s so pretty.

Let me jam with you, my friend!

I’m not a frog in a coconut shell but a sharpener.

The frog’s mouth is full of blood…

…because it’s gossipy!

I’m not a dessert but having a hole for you to go through.

I’m not a vagina but and anus!

I’m not rude but dirty!

Don’t be drool when I’m telling you a dirty joke.

I want you to smile that’s why I poke your armpit.

Huh…huh…huh…

Is that your voice or the ghost’s one?

I want you to feel good every day.

So… I’II jab your shoes then.

I want you to feel good for 24 hours.

So I stoop and fart for you.

Laughing everyday makes us live longer.

Laughing regularly caused wrinkle on the eyes.

Sickness or even global warming can be healed with smile.

Smiling is a good rest.

Good dream can happen from smiling.

Smiling can cure a disease.

Smiling gives us good luck.

Smiling makes you sexy.

Smiling at a ghost…it will run away (from you).

Smiling at the sky…

Smiling at the forest…

Smiling at the beach…

Smiling at the shell…

Smiling at everyone…

even the rain or the sky.

Smiling at all birds or crows.

Smiling at the dog and, of course, my wife!

Smiling at the desperation or hatred.

Smiling at the strain…

Smiling at evil…

Smiling gives us sorrow…

Smiling gives us depress…

Smiling gives us thrilling…

Because I always smile with hooligans.

Smiling at the pain…

Smiling at sadness…

Smiling at the liar, then punch him hardly!

Smiling at the one you love…

Smiling at the one you hate…

Smiling at the basin,

Every time I’m washing my wife’s panties.

More practicing gives us more skill.

Don’t just try but you have to do it!

More practicing gives us more skill.

There’s no way that I will make love with you!